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September 30, 2022

Bright Ideas

Q: How many city employees does it take to change a light bulb?
A: No one knows.
•    One must document the procedures for determining when light bulbs need to be changed.
•    Another must document procedures for ordering replacement bulbs.
•    Another must document the different types of bulbs used in each device in each department.
•    Another must document the additional apparatus required for changing the bulb, including chairs, stepladders, etc.
•    Another must proofread all of the documentation.
•    Then, bids must be solicited from qualified lightbulb-changing vendors.
•    Then, a committee must evaluate the bids submitted.
•    Then...

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