Jokes and Other Diversions
September 30, 2022
Q: How many city employees does it take to change a light bulb?
A: No one knows.
• One must document the procedures for determining when light bulbs need to be changed.
• Another must document procedures for ordering replacement bulbs.
• Another must document the different types of bulbs used in each device in each department.
• Another must document the additional apparatus required for changing the bulb, including chairs, stepladders, etc.
• Another must proofread all of the documentation.
• Then, bids must be solicited from qualified lightbulb-changing vendors.
• Then, a committee must evaluate the bids submitted.
• Then...
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