Jokes and Other Diversions

September 20, 2022

Caught Wrong-Handed

An elderly couple was asleep one night when the wife awoke from a nightmare and shook her husband awake.

“I dreamed that I died and you remarried,” she said. “If I died tomorrow, would you get remarried?”

He said, “Well, honey, I might, yes. I don’t want to spend the rest of my life alone.”

Miffed, she asked, “Well, would you live in this house?”

“I suppose. After all, we just paid off the mortgage."

More upset, the wife asked, “Would she sleep in this bed?”

“Yes, I think so. This bed is brand new, and it was expensive."

Now fuming, the wife asked, “And would you let her use my golf clubs?”

"Oh no," the husband replied. "She's left-handed.”

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