Jokes and Other Diversions

September 2, 2022

Hearing Aids

An elderly man was having hearing problems and went to see a specialist. The doctor fitted him with a hearing aid that returned his hearing to full strength.

After a few weeks, the man came back to make sure the new equipment was working properly, which it was.

“It all seems perfect," the specialist said. "Your family should be delighted you can hear everything now.”

“Oh, no,” the man responded. “I haven’t told any of them. I just sit quietly, listening carefully. I’ve changed my will four times.”

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