Jokes and Other Diversions

August 30, 2022

Anchors Aweigh

A sailor came home from a year at sea to find his wife with a newborn baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father.

“Was it my friend Sam?” he demanded.

“No!” his weeping wife replied.

“Was it my friend Jim then?” he asked.

“NO!” she said, even more upset.

“Well, which one of my no-good friends did this then?” he yelled.

His wife replied, “Don't you think I have any friends of my own?”

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