Jokes and Other Diversions

August 24, 2022

Brushes with God

Two painters contracted to paint a small community church. Being frugal (cheap), they pinched and scraped to spend the absolute minimum on materials.

Still, when they were only partway through the job, they determined that they would not come close to having enough paint to finish the job. So, they decided to dilute the paint to make it last longer.

They did this a couple more times before they finished, which caused the finish on the church to become lighter and lighter.

The painters had just about reached the top of the steeple, when the sky suddenly darkened, lightning split the air, and rain started to pour down.

As the watery paint washed down the sides of the church, a voice boomed from the heavens: "Repaint, you thinners! Repaint, and thin no more!"

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