Jokes and Other Diversions


August 2, 2022

What's the Point?

Tom and Dick are building a house when Tom sees Dick going through a bag of nails.

As Tom watches, Dick inspects each nail in turn. Some, he puts into a box; others, he throws into a bin.

"Why are you throwing those nails away?" asks Tom.

"Because they’re pointed at the wrong end," says Dick.

"You idiot," replies Tom. "Those nails are for the other side of the house."


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