Jokes and Other Diversions


July 18, 2022

Dennis the Roofer

Dennis the roofer had a problem with getting up late in the morning.

His boss was getting angry and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about the problem.

Dennis went to his doctor, who gave him a sleeping pill. Dennis slept very well and actually awoke before his alarm! After a leisurely breakfast, he cheerfully drove to work and greeted his boss.

"The pill the doctor gave me actually worked!" Dennis exclaimed.

"How nice for you," his boss retorted. "Now, where where were you YESTERDAY?"


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