Jokes and Other Diversions


June 16, 2022

Adding Insult to Introduction

Some Texans are mingling at a bar when an Oxford graduate walks in.

“Howdy, stranger,” one Texan says. “Where are you from?”

The Oxford graduate answers in a clipped tone, “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences in prepositions.”

“Oh, I’m sorry,” replies the Texan. “Where are you from, jackass?”


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