Jokes and Other Diversions


June 14, 2022

Identity Crisis

A gnome is in the garden, busily destroying some bushes, when a house cat appears.

“What are you?” asks the cat.

“A gnome,” comes the reply. “I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, I make annoying music at night to drive them crazy, and I love mischief.

“And what, may I ask, are you?”

The cat replies, “Um, I’m a gnome.”


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