Jokes and Other Diversions

May 31, 2022

Best Wishes

The CEO of a large company was walking to the cafeteria with two of his assistants.

One of them tripped over a bottle in the hall, and a genie appeared. He offered each of the three a wish.

“I wish I was on a beach in a tropical island!” said the first assistant, and she was immediately transported to a beach.

“I wish I was on a tour of France!” said the second assistant, and -- poof! -- found herself under the Eiffel Tower.

The genie then bowed expectantly to the CEO, who growled, “I want the two of them back in their offices right after lunch!”

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