Jokes and Other Diversions

May 20, 2022

Sand Man

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and demands, "What's in the bags?"

"Sand," answers Juan.

"We'll just see about that. Get off the bike."

The guard detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to find that that is all it is. He releases Juan and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. Again, the guard finds that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the bags back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.

This happens every week for three years.

Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a cantina in Mexico.

"Hey, buddy," says the guard. "I know you’ve been smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about.

"Just between you and me, what the heck are you smuggling?"

Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."

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