Jokes and Other Diversions
May 16, 2022
Upon his arrival at the Pearly Gates, a contractor is astonished to find himself welcomed by a brass band.
Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says, “Congratulations!”
“For what?” asks the contractor
“For what?” says Saint Peter. “We are celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old!”
“But that’s not true,” the man says. "I was only 40."
“That’s impossible,” says Saint Peter. “We added up your time sheets!”
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