Jokes and Other Diversions

May 9, 2022

Sobriety Act

A man was pulled over for speeding. As the cop approached his car, he noticed lighter fluid, matches and torches all in the passenger seat right next to the driver.

“Sir,” said the cop, motioning to the paraphernalia. “Can I ask why you have that stuff in the car?”

“Well, officer,” said the man, “it’s quite simple. I’m a juggler in a circus, and this is my equipment.”

The cop, clearly not believing him, insisted that he come to the side of the road and juggle the torches to prove his story.

Just then, an elderly couple drove by. The old man absorbed the scene, then turned to his wife.

"Boy, am I glad I finally gave up drinking, Suzie! Can you believe the drinking test they are giving now?!”

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