Jokes and Other Diversions

May 4, 2022

Snail Trail

A couple was hosting a party when the wife realized that she still needed escargot and sent her husband to get some.

Walking to the market, the husband passed a bar and decided to pop in for a quick one. Before he realized it, 90 minutes had passed and he knew the party had already started.

He dashed to the market, bought the snails, and ran home. While he was trying to sneak back into the kitchen, his wife appeared.

Panicked, he hurled the snails to the floor and shouted, “Come on, guys, we’re almost there!”  

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