Jokes and Other Diversions


April 6, 2022

Southern Slang

A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana.

As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. On and on they argued, until they stopped for lunch.

At the counter, the husband asked the server, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?”
 
She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiing.” 


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