Jokes and Other Diversions


March 29, 2022

Art Gallery

A woman visited a modern-art gallery. One painting was bright blue with vivid orange swirls and the one hanging next to it was black with lime-green splotches. 

The artist stood nearby, so as politely as she could, the woman said to him, “I’m sorry, but I just don’t understand your paintings.”

“I paint what I feel inside me,” the artist replied. 

“I see,” the woman replied innocently. “Have you tried Alka-Seltzer?”


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