Jokes and Other Diversions


March 28, 2022

Big Hurry

A man was in a hurry to meet his friend down at the lake. He was zipping along when he was stopped by a man fully dressed in red.

The man pulled over, and the red man asked, "Hi, I'm the red jerk of the highway. Have anything to eat?"
 
The man smiled and handed him a sandwich. He continued on, but was soon pulled over by a man all dressed in green.

"Hi, I'm the green jerk of the highway. Have anything to drink?" the man said.

No longer smiling, the driver handed the green guy his soda. He took off again, only to be quickly stopped by a guy all dressed in blue.

Sighing, he pulled over, rolled down his window, leaned out and snapped, "Let me guess. You're the blue jerk of the highway. What do you want?"

"Registration and license, please," came the reply. 


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