Jokes and Other Diversions


March 17, 2022

Water to Wine

A minister gets stopped for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on the minister’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

“Reverend,” he says, “have you been drinking?”

“Just water,” says the minister. 

“Then why do I smell wine?”

The minister looks at the bottle and says, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”


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