Jokes and Other Diversions

March 4, 2022

Road School

The following are real answers received on exams from California’s Traffic School for moving-violation offenders.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can’t see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, “Guns don’t kill people. I do.”

Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing up your car?
A: Always wear a condom.

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I’d probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave “hello” if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color. 

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics. 

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons. 

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