Jokes and Other Diversions


February 25, 2022

Scotch Scotch Scotch

A man walks into a bar, and tells the bartender to pour him a 12-year-old scotch “before the trouble starts.” 

The bartender pours the drink and steps away.

The man finishes the drink and calls back the bartender: “Pour me a 15-year-old scotch before the trouble starts.” 

The bartender does. 

The man finishes that drink and bellows: “Pour me an 18-year-old scotch before the trouble starts.” 

As the man is drinking, the bartender gets up the nerve to ask: “Say, friend, when is this trouble going to start?”

To which the man replies: “When you find out that I don’t have any money.” 


Current Item rating: 4.7 out of 5

Rate this Item:

...Really?
1
2 3 4 HI-larious
5
 
   

Previous items from the past weeks

February 24, 2022
Honest Lawyer
While two families...

February 24, 2022
The Friendly Skies
An airplane encountered...

February 23, 2022
Blonde Houses
What is dumber...

February 23, 2022
Drill Sergeant
After a hard day...

February 22, 2022
Educational Value
Jill, the teacher...

February 22, 2022
Prison Mom
Vicky was at a...

February 21, 2022
Pump Stop
What's the best...

February 21, 2022
Bachelor Pad
What is the definition...

February 18, 2022
Another Blessing
An older woman ran...

February 18, 2022
One for All
Four baseball fans...