Jokes and Other Diversions


February 14, 2022

DD

One night, a police officer was staking out a rowdy bar for possible DUI violations.

At closing time, he saw a man tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before finding his own.

He then sat in the front seat fumbling with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off.

Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer stopped him, read him his rights, and administered a Breathalyzer test. The test showed a reading of 0.0.

The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.

The driver replied, “Tonight, I’m the designated decoy.”


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