Jokes and Other Diversions
February 11, 2022
A preacher was giving a sermon one Sunday morning when he noticed Old Man Brown sound asleep in the last pew.
He told the congregation, “All those who want to go to heaven, stand up!” All rose except old man Brown.
After the congregation sat down, he yelled at the top of his lungs, “All those who want to go to hell, stand up!”
At that point, Old Man Brown startled awake, jumped up, looked around and said, “I don’t know what we are voting on, Reverend, but whatever it is, we sure are in the minority.”
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