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January 24, 2022

Gifts from Seniors

A tour bus driver is driving down the highway with a group of seniors when a lady taps him on the shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches.
 
Fifteen minutes later, she taps him again and hands him another handful.  She repeats this gesture about eight times. 

Finally, he asks why the ladies don't eat the almonds themselves. She says they can’t, because they do not have good teeth.

“Then why do you buy them?” he asks.

She answers, “We just love the chocolate around them.” 

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