Jokes and Other Diversions

January 5, 2022

Planet of the Ape-like

An old gorilla dies in a zoo. It's a small operation, and the gorilla is the star attraction; the zoo can't afford a day without him.

In a flash of inspiration, the zoo owner offers one of the workers an extra $100 a day if he will put on a gorilla suit and act like a gorilla in the cage until the zoo can afford a real replacement.

The new gorilla is a hit at first, but then interest begins to flag. Seeking a new gimmick, the gorilla man decides one day to climb over his enclosure and hang from the net ceiling suspended above the lions next door.

As he climbs, however, the gorilla man loses his grip and falls to the ground in the lions' den.

"Help, help!!" he screams.

Suddenly, a lion pounces on him from behind, and the man hears a whisper in his ear: "If you don't shut up, you're going to get us both fired!"

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