TODAY'S JOKE
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TODAY'S JOKE

SUGGEST A JOKE

HUMOR ARCHIVE

Jokes and Other Diversions

December 24, 2021

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A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, “Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The man replies, “Look, buddy, I’m blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blond. The bouncer is blond. The man to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, “Nah, I wouldn’t want to have to explain it five times.”

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