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November 11, 2021

Whiskey Worms

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his fifth graders a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. 

“Now, class, closely observe the worms,” said the professor while putting a worm into the water.

The worm in the water wiggled around happily.  He then put the second worm into the whiskey. It curled up and writhed painfully, then quickly sank to the bottom, dead. 

“Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?” the professor asked.

Johnny, raised his hand and responded, “Drink whiskey, and you won’t get worms.”

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