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September 24, 2021

Gator Bait

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber on the shore, the tourist shouted, “Are there any gators around here?”

“Naw,” the man hollered back, “they ain’t been around for years!”

Feeling safer, the tourist started swimming toward the shore.  About halfway there, he asked the guy, “How’d you get rid of the gators?”

“We didn’t,” the beachcomber said. “The sharks got ‘em.”

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