A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He sees on the clock that it’s 3:30 in the morning.
The knocking gets louder, and he finally goes downstairs to find a drunk man at the door.
“Hi there,” slurs the stranger. “Can you give me a push?”
“No, get lost! It’s half past three!” says the man and slams the door.
Back upstairs, his wife says, “That wasn’t very nice. Remember that night we broke down in the rain on the way to pick up the kids and you had to knock on that man’s door to get us started again? What would have happened if he’d told us to get lost?”
So, the husband gets out of bed again and trudges back downstairs. He steps outside but can’t see the stranger.
So he calls out, “Hey, do you still want a push?”
And a voice answers, “Yes, please!”
Still unable to see the stranger, the man asks, “Where are you?”
And the drunk replies, “Over here, on the swing set!”