Jokes and Other Diversions
August 3, 2021
A famous scientist developed a formula to bring statues to life. He went to a local park to try it out on a statue of Gen. Ulysses S. Grant.
After application, the general began to move, and soon was completely alive!
Delighted and astonished, the scientist asked, “What’s the first thing you’ll do, General?”
The general pulled his pistol and replied, “Kill about a million damn pigeons!”
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