Jokes and Other Diversions


July 1, 2021

At the Movies

A woman is leaving a movie theater with her dog on a leash. A man follows her out.

“I’m sorry to bother you, but I couldn’t help but notice that your dog was really into the movie,” the man said.

“He cried at the right spots, he moved nervously in his seat at the boring parts, but most of all, he laughed like crazy at the funny parts! Didn’t you find that unusual?”

“Very unusual,” she said. “He hated the book!”


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