Jokes and Other Diversions


June 22, 2021

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All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

Always remember: You’re unique, just like everyone else.

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.


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