Jokes and Other Diversions


June 3, 2021

Odds Are

Johnny had pestered his parents for days to take him to the zoo. Finally, his mother wore his father down, and the man agreed to take the boy.

When father and son returned home, the mother asked, “So how was it?”

“Great!” Johnny replied. “And Daddy liked it a lot, too! Especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!”


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