Jokes and Other Diversions
June 1, 2021
An elderly woman had just returned home from an evening church service when she was confronted by an intruder.
“Stop!” she yelled. Hoping the man would answer St. Peter’s call to repent, she added: “Acts 2:38!”
The burglar stopped in his tracks, and the woman called police.
As the officer cuffed the man, he asked, “Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell Scripture at you.”
“Scripture?” replied the burglar. “I thought she had an ax and two 38s!”
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