Jokes and Other Diversions


May 17, 2021

That Bit

The doctor is giving a woman a checkup.

“Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine,” he announces with a smile. “Now, let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.”

The woman starts to peel down her pants.

“No, no!” cries the doctor. “I meant stick out your tongue!”


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