Jokes and Other Diversions


May 12, 2021

Snap Out of It!

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter’s house later that night, she seemed upset.

“What happened, Mother?” the daughter asked.

“I had to slap his face three times!”

“You mean he got fresh?”

“No,” she said. “I thought he was dead!”


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