Jokes and Other Diversions
April 16, 2021
A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, my boss has asked me to fly to Canada with a few of his friends to go fishing! This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a long weekend?
“Also, would you get my rod and tackle box from the garage? We're leaving from the office, and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.
“Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
Three days later, he comes home. His wife welcomes him, asking if he caught any fish.
"Oh, yes!” he says. “Walleyes, bass, a few pike.” He pauses, then adds, "But why didn't you pack my new pajamas like I asked?"
"I did,” his wife replies. “They're in your tackle box."
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