Jokes and Other Diversions

March 25, 2021

Auto Mecownic

A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him.

“Your trouble is probably in the carburetor,” said the cow.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he found a farmer and excitedly told his story.

“Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?” asked the farmer.

“Yes, yes!” the man replied.

“Oh! I wouldn’t listen to Bessie,” said the farmer. “She doesn’t know anything about cars.”

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