Jokes and Other Diversions


March 3, 2021

Count Your Blessings

An older gentleman is looking at himself in the mirror, distraught. His voice shakes as he says to his wife, “I’m so old. I'm not as strong as I was. I'm skin and bone. I could use a compliment."

Quickly, his wife exclaims, “Boy, honey, do you have good eyesight!”


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