Jokes and Other Diversions


February 24, 2021

Ironing it Out

The employee arrived at work one morning with both ears bandaged.

When his boss asked him what happened, he explained, “Yesterday, I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang--and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!”

“Wow, that’s too bad,” the boss said, “but what about the other ear?”

“They called back!”


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