Jokes and Other Diversions


February 19, 2021

Perfect Record

“I’ve never flown before,” the nervous old lady said to the pilot.

“You will bring me down safely, won’t you?"

“All I can say ma’am,” said the pilot, “is that I’ve never left anyone up there yet.”


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