Jokes and Other Diversions


July 29, 2019

Knitpicking

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway and was astounded to see that the woman behind the wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “Pull over!”

“No!” the woman yelled back. “It’s a scarf!”


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