Jokes and Other Diversions


July 4, 2019

3-Day Pass

An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.

"Are you crazy?” the CO says. “You just joined the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!"

The soldier leaves but returns the next day in an Arab tank. Impressed, the CO asks: "How did you do it?"

"Well,” said the soldier, “I jumped in a tank, went toward the Arab border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up; the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, ‘Do you want to get a three-day pass?’ So we exchanged tanks!"


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