Jokes and Other Diversions


June 21, 2019

Playing in the Mud

A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, "Who am I?"

Ready to play the game, she said, "I don't know! Who are you?"

"WOW!" cried the child. "Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!"


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