Jokes and Other Diversions

May 30, 2019

Bear Trap

Some bear hunters were sitting around their cabin the night before a hunt, bragging about their past conquests. The cabin boy overheard and said to the hunters, “You guys make it seem pretty hard, capturing a bear.”

They all laughed and said, “It is hard. Do you think you could bag one?”

The boy replies, “I’ll bet each of you $100 that I can go out and bag you two if you’ll skin them.”

They agreed, and off he went into the night.

Soon, the boy spotted a huge grizzly. He waved his arms and started hollering, causing the big bear to chase him. The boy bolted back toward the cabin and, when he got close, started screaming: “Open the door! Open the door!”

The hunters looked out and saw the bear chasing the boy. Just as he reached the door, they opened it. The boy stepped aside and the bear ran in. Slamming the door shut, the boy shouted, “OK, skin him! I’ll go get the other one!”

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