Jokes and Other Diversions


May 15, 2018

Saving Money

A mother decided that 10-year-old daughter Cathy should get something practical for her birthday.

"Suppose we open a savings account for you?" the mother suggested. Cathy was delighted.

"It's your account, darling," the mother said as they arrived at the bank, "so you fill out the application."

Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space for "Name of Your Former Bank." After a slight hesitation, she put down, "Piggy."


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