Jokes and Other Diversions


April 20, 2018

Never Too Late

Years of smoking finally caught up with my friend John one morning when he keeled over at work, clutching his heart. He was rushed to a hospital and peppered with questions.

"Do you smoke?" asked a paramedic.

"No," John whispered. "I quit."

"That’s good. When did you quit?"

"Around 9:30 this morning."


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