Jokes and Other Diversions
March 15, 2018
While I was employed by a private corporation and assigned to the space shuttle program, my job included ordering supplies. One of the engineers asked me to get a new dictionary for him. The request form said: "State reason this item is needed," so I asked him why he wanted one.
I expected his answer would be "My old copy is lost," or "The cover is falling off." Instead, he replied: "My edition defines spaceship as an 'imaginary aircraft.'" He got his new dictionary.
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