Jokes and Other Diversions

March 6, 2018

Doing Business

The art-supply store sold artists' canvas by the yard. It came in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.

The customer said, "Can you please cut some canvas for me?"

The clerk replied, "Certainly, what width?"

The customer, confused and slightly annoyed, said, "Scissors?"

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