Jokes and Other Diversions


February 20, 2018

Prison Hospital

Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!

Doctor: I am, bit by bit.


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