Jokes and Other Diversions

February 19, 2018

Careful What You Wish For

Two happily married 60-year-olds were vacationing on a private beach when they came across a magic lamp. They rubbed it three times, and out popped a genie. The genie offered to grant each of them a single wish.

The wife wished to travel around the world. Poof! A stack of airline tickets appeared in her hands.

The man thought for a moment about his wish and then said to the genie, "I wish my wife was 30 years younger than me." Poof! He turned into a 90-year-old man.

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